What do these three things have in common?
Well apparently a lot.
Some girls were serving up more than coffee at their local espresso stand. Grab-N-Go has a whole new meaning thanks to them. This stand happens to be one of the many that has their girls wearing nothing but a bikini. The smaller the fun bag triangles, the better. A select few girls were (allegedly!) charging for more than just coffee. An ass grab here, a titty flash there. All in the name of tips.Way to find a summer job ladies! Woo!
So after being busted for prostitution, they are all claiming these allegations are false. Of course they are! I wouldn't want to go to jail for being a hooker either. How would you explain that to your mother (or father)? It would be easier to tell her you are in porn and making decent money than hookin for 'tips' at the stand. Seriously, it would be.
I'm not really sure how they are going to get out of this one though. Pretty sure there are camera's that caught a lot of the 'action'. Girls hanging out of the windows, titties airing in the breeze while some teenage boy in a truck reaches out for a little second base play. (Honestly Mom, I just went to get coffee!)
Then there is the ass play that came about. I want to know how they managed this out of an espresso stand! Seriously folks, how the fuck does one get their ass out of an espresso stand window to be fondled by random men?! I can see how the boob action is possible, just lean on out, but your ass? Maybe I am missing something, or maybe I just need to go stake them out for some pointers on flexibility.
So in short, I envy you girls for having the balls to work your shit out of an espresso stand instead of at a club, but really? Really?!
No need to fret ladies, you will make more when you upgrade to 'paying for college' while stripping for the big boys. Promise.
***Note: I am not a hooker, stripper or barista, nor do I play one on T.V.
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