Baristas, Bikinis and Prostitution

What do these three things have in common?

Well apparently a lot.

Some girls were serving up more than coffee at their local espresso stand. Grab-N-Go has a whole new meaning thanks to them. This stand happens to be one of the many that has their girls wearing nothing but a bikini. The smaller the fun bag triangles, the better. A select few girls were (allegedly!) charging for more than just coffee. An ass grab here, a titty flash there. All in the name of tips.Way to find a summer job ladies! Woo!

So after being busted for prostitution, they are all claiming these allegations are false. Of course they are! I wouldn't want to go to jail for being a hooker either. How would you explain that to your mother (or father)? It would be easier to tell her you are in porn and making decent money than hookin for 'tips' at the stand. Seriously, it would be.

I'm not really sure how they are going to get out of this one though. Pretty sure there are camera's that caught a lot of the 'action'. Girls hanging out of the windows, titties airing in the breeze while some teenage boy in a truck reaches out for a little second base play. (Honestly Mom, I just went to get coffee!)

Then there is the ass play that came about. I want to know how they managed this out of an espresso stand! Seriously folks, how the fuck does one get their ass out of an espresso stand window to be fondled by random men?! I can see how the boob action is possible, just lean on out, but your ass? Maybe I am missing something, or maybe I just need to go stake them out for some pointers on flexibility.

So in short, I envy you girls for having the balls to work your shit out of an espresso stand instead of at a club, but really? Really?!

No need to fret ladies, you will make more when you upgrade to 'paying for college' while stripping for the big boys. Promise.







***Note: I am not a hooker, stripper or barista, nor do I play one on T.V.

A New Start

Ok, so I have a new blog. Great. Where to go from here?

First off, I'll let y'all know that I have been inspired. I mean EFFING INSPIRED (I am starting everyone off nice and easy here) to start a new blog. Apart from my other blog that is. I will have daily or weekly topics, depending on how I feel. This page is will not be intended for children's eyes, nor those that are easily offended by profanities and the like. (talk of nudity and explicit sexual stuff is more than likely)

Things you all will need to know,

1: I talk like a sailor (or trucker, whichever you prefer), in writing and in the real world.

2: Though not normally offensive, I can be. Such is life.

3: Some (not all!) of this blog may (will) be 'X-Rated' (GASP!)

4: I will post my opinions. If you don't like them, away with you. (No need to post nasty comments about how I have pissed you off)

5: I will tell stories, some based on real life experiences and some, not so much.

Other than the basics, just have fun with it. Don't take anything I say too seriously or personally for that matter. I am here to have a good time, you should be too.

Let's Roll....